The Morningwood Bazaar. It includes all the companies you see above and more.
It is a members-only marketplace open only to those who support us on Patreon; a great, bustling (virtual) souk of awesomeness providing unique buying privileges to our members.
In other words, you save a fuckton of money when you buy gear, guns, ammo, or (sometimes) training.
In addition to the Morningwood Bazaar, you can wear our sigil and speak our words. What do you call an opportunity like this, when available for as little as a dollar a month?
So, what exactly is the Morningwood Bazaar you ask? Go ahead, ask.
Glad you asked.
The Morningwood Bazaar
The Morningwood Bazaar is quite simply the most epic assemblage of membership benefits in the history of mankind.2 Some of these codes or restricted purchase opportunities save you as much as 60%. That’s one serious chunk of the price they’ve carved away!
You’re wondering what companies have stalls, pavilions, or loot-laden carts in the bazaar. Well, it’s all those listed below. All have pledged to provide savings to our Sworn Swords.
⚠️ Many of these do not stack with other specials. Some will. We won’t know until someone tries it. If you try to use one and it doesn’t work, let us know. Occasionally they’ll expire without us or the company realizing.
Yes, that’s three different pop culture movie references squashed awkwardly (and completely unnecessarily) into one paragraph.
1 Obviously, we’re not the first organization, guild, or and/or secret society that provides its members with special benefits. The Sierra Club does it, as does the AARP, Writers Guild of America, NTOA, FOP, and National Infantry Association. So too does the Diogenes Club, the International Society for the Suppression of Savage Customs, the Transylvanian Conventions, and presumably the SOCAL Asian Mafia. But we do it better than anyone else. Just ask us, we’ll tell ya.
2 It is ever so slightly possible this is just a tiny bit exaggerated.