Sure, these Smallfolk are wretched, miserable, mud-grubbing peasants worth less than a skinned smerduk or half an iron groat, but they’re OUR miserable worthless peasants!

Sure, these Smallfolk are wretched, miserable, mud-grubbing peasants worth less than a skinned smerduk or half an iron groat, but they’re OUR miserable worthless peasants!
Our Bannermen are far cooler than yours (or anyone else’s). That’s ‘cuz it takes a truly badass (or misguided) knuckledragger to back us on Patreon.
The poor, oft-reviled, and frequently expendable Hedge Knight is the blue-collar knuckledragger of House Morningwood. Grunts will feel the Hedge Knight’s pain.
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