TOPS Knives has raised its banner with (for?) Morning Wood!
You will now be able to save up to 30% on your TOPS Knives purchase! Simply use the code provided by our wretched lackeys and ye shalt save!
TOPS Knives declares for Morning Wood
Tactical Flannel: flannel shirts tough enough to fight in
Flannel shirts — for centuries we’ve enjoyed wearing them. That’s no exaggeration neither! Actually, its a bit of an exaggeration, but wtf, we get excited. Read on if you like flannel shirts.
First seen in Wales back in the 16th century (think Queen Elizabeth I, Bill Shakespeare, Ivan the Terrible timeframe), the fabric is thought to have made its way here to the United States circa the Civil War years.
We like flannel shirts for all kinds of stuff. We like ’em for everyday use, for camping, for wearing to the range, for wearing to them to the range, hell some of our guys have worn them on missions in places where there isn’t any good toilet paper and assholes sometime shoot at ya.
We also like how they look on all sorts of different people.
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S&B Watches
S&B Watches has declared for Morning Wood!
Huzzah! We’re proud to announce that S&B Watches (formerly Smith & Bradley) is now a part of the HMW Tactical Buyer Club! That’s right – you’ll have access to some badass restricted prices and purchase opportunities…if you’re one of our backers on Patreon, that is.
S&B Watches is a true American watch company headquartered in Sidney, Illinois. They build high-quality sport and tactical watches engineered for performance and rugged style, intended to convert everyone they meet to a watch fanatic.
TRIGGRcon 2019 kicks off
TRIGGRcon 2019 launched this morning with an opening salvo of rounds from a whole lineup of shooting bays, ushering in a day spent meeting good people while shooting some of the best weapons and accessories available.
Tactical Research Innovation Guns Gear Review (convention)
House Ghostgrey: GGG and GGP
House Ghostgrey (you may know them as Grey Ghost Gear and Grey Ghost Precision) have declared for House Morningwood. They were among the very first to answer when we called the banners.
Grey Ghost Precision offers 25% off everything they make to Patreon backers who are at the Knight level.
Grey Ghost Gear offers 40% off everything they make to all Patreon backers of Bastard Knight level or higher.
Think about that, now. A GGP MKII Heavy .308 WIN retails for $2,500.
You do the math.
Take me to news of House Ghostgrey.
Loot Vault: Morning Wood Plunder
⊕ Go straight to the latest contest.
⊕ Past giveaways and loot distributed.
⊕ Get a Patreon login
Among the many benefits of backing us on Patreon is access to the loot we hand out to our supporters. We’ve given a lot of swag and plunder away since we first called the banners. Unfortunately, we’re not terribly bright so we didn’t record it all or post it online.
That’ll change now. As we go forward we’ll update this page with new contests and giveaways (or the big ones, anyway). We’ll also announce on Instagram (@house.morningwood), so be sure to keep an eye on that frequency too.
Instagram models who can shoot (and fight, and lift)
If you’re on the ‘gramz at all, you’ve no doubt seen one or more these Instagram models – or badass women, depending on how you want to label. They appear in their own pics, modeling for someone else’s pics, from an action-type or post-apocalyptic calendar, or any one of several manufacturers (like Goat Guns).
In today’s Thursday 3Some 3×3: Alex Zedra, Camille Dougherty, and The Alpha Chick.
Brainy, ballsy, and badass. All of ’em.
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PHLster [a Declarant]
Some of you will know PHLster for their YouTube channel, Philly EDC. Others among you may be familiar with their superb EDC thingamawhatsits like the Flex and Flatpack TQ Carrier. Hopefully, all of you are familiar with their outstanding line of holsters. If not, take a moment to get acquainted. You’ll be glad you did.
Morningwood Lore | The Acererak Run
I was wiping vomit off my face when Serjeant Hunt clambered up from his hatch, wide-eyed, and blinking. The bloody snot smeared across his face was his. The gore splashed across his helmet, and the side of his truck, was not.
The Storied Few Who Lead Morning Wood
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Lords, Ladies, and Knights Errant
Wish to see yourself here on this noble roll? Yearn for your own patents of nobility? Declare for House Morningwood: become a Sworn Sword.