Monster Energy Girls

Monster Energy Girls

Monster has a lot going for it — fast cars, fast motorcycles, badass athletes, a massively popular line of energy drinks (duh) and our personal favorite: the Monster Energy Girls.

Since they make Monster Energy‘s activity so much more visually appealing, we figure it’s only appropriate to post their latest news.

You’re welcome.

Monster Energy Girl @missivickilund in Morocco.
Meanwhile, in Morocco, Monster Energy Girls like @missivickilund are makin’ the desert look good.

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Cheers! Cloud Defensive Has Joined the Bazaar

Cloud Defensive has joined the Morningwood Bazaar

Cloud Defensive is best known for their OWL (Optimized Weapon Light), which was a generational leap in weapon light technology and performance. The company specializes in firearm component development and testing for the firearms community. Their mission is to “… provide customized defensive solutions through innovative product design.”

Recently, Cloud Defensive raised its flag and declared for House Morningwood. Now, it is a member of our Tactical Buyers Club, which makes the OWL, COR, LCS, and ATB seem even more tantalizing than before….

and that’s not easy to do! 

Cloud Defensive
Cloud Defensive OWL and COR at SHOT Show 2019

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Get a Load of this Survival Gear from our Newest Tactical Buyers Club Member

Survival Gear - Survival Hardware

Survival Hardware specializes in providing hand-crafted survival gear to customers who value the ancient arts of steel and leather craftsmanship. The family-owned company recently raised its flag to declare for House Morningwood, which means it is now a part of our Tactical Buyers Club. Lucky for us!

Survival hardware custom leather goods and handmade survival tools

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Fightin’ Firearms: slickguns for our Guard!

Brass knuckle handgun for brawling.

BLUF: we work with many companies and craftsmen to get you better prices on sick gear, slick guns, and every day ready equipment; plus links to “slickguns” and good gun deals where we can find ’em.

House Morningwood presents an eclectic mix of information about (and for) those who’ve declared for our cause. One might even call it a farrago of news and information, from sick gear and slick guns (see below) to nerd news and WTF moments that astonish and amaze. Sorry, not sorry. We want to entertain you and save you some $$$, regardless of your level of tacticalness or nerdliness.

There’s nothing wrong with that, is there?

Slickguns: The Iron Throne on Parks & Recreation

You don’t have to be a one of the Morningwood Guard to appreciate a fine firearm!

Read on.

Slickguns: Slick guns on the range with the Morningwood Guard

 


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SB Tactical stands with us: now part of Tactical Buyers Club

SB Tactical by @southpaw.tactical

SB Tactical is now a part of the Tactical Buyers Club (or, if you’re speaking in character, they’ve declared for House Morningwood!). Now anyone who backs us on Patreon may buy anything SB Tactical builds at reduced prices (most discounts dependent upon level/rank). There’s also a chance of winning an AR brace in one of our contests.

You’re welcome.

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SB Tactical by Angstadt Arms.
SBT in a photo by Angstadt Arms. Badass b&w cover photo by @southpaw.tactical .

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Tactical Flannel: flannel shirts tough enough to fight in

"Tactical Flannel": it's a flannel tough and comfy enough to fight in.

Flannel shirts — for centuries we’ve enjoyed wearing them. That’s no exaggeration neither! Actually, its a bit of an exaggeration, but wtf, we get excited. Read on if you like flannel shirts.

First seen in Wales back in the 16th century (think Queen Elizabeth I, Bill Shakespeare, Ivan the Terrible timeframe), the fabric is thought to have made its way here to the United States circa the Civil War years.

We like flannel shirts for all kinds of stuff. We like ’em for everyday use, for camping, for wearing to the range, for wearing to them to the range, hell some of our guys have worn them on missions in places where there isn’t any good toilet paper and assholes sometime shoot at ya.

We also like how they look on all sorts of different people.

Tactical flannels come in all shapes and sizes
Some people look better in flannels than others. Especially Dixxon Flannels.

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S&B Watches

S&B Watches are a part of the Tactical Buyers Club

S&B Watches has declared for Morning Wood!

Smith and Bradley Watches
The S&B Watches “Atlantis Pro.”

Huzzah! We’re proud to announce that S&B Watches (formerly Smith & Bradley) is now a part of the HMW Tactical Buyer Club! That’s right – you’ll have access to some badass restricted prices and purchase opportunities…if you’re one of our backers on Patreon, that is.

S&B Watches is a true American watch company headquartered in Sidney, Illinois. They build high-quality sport and tactical watches engineered for performance and rugged style, intended to convert everyone they meet to a watch fanatic.

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