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Monster has a lot going for it — fast cars, fast motorcycles, badass athletes, a massively popular line of energy drinks (duh) and our personal favorite: the Monster Energy Girls.
Since they make Monster Energy‘s activity so much more visually appealing, we figure it’s only appropriate to post their latest news.
You’re welcome.
Cloud Defensive is best known for their OWL (Optimized Weapon Light), which was a generational leap in weapon light technology and performance. The company specializes in firearm component development and testing for the firearms community. Their mission is to “… provide customized defensive solutions through innovative product design.”
Recently, Cloud Defensive raised its flag and declared for House Morningwood. Now, it is a member of our Tactical Buyers Club, which makes the OWL, COR, LCS, and ATB seem even more tantalizing than before….
…and that’s not easy to do!
Continue reading “Cheers! Cloud Defensive Has Joined the Bazaar”
The nineteenth iteration of the Crimson Trace 25-25-25 Giveaway series launched a few days ago, and it’s a good one.
Continue reading “The latest Crimson Trace Giveaway (number 19 of 25)”
Survival Hardware specializes in providing hand-crafted survival gear to customers who value the ancient arts of steel and leather craftsmanship. The family-owned company recently raised its flag to declare for House Morningwood, which means it is now a part of our Tactical Buyers Club. Lucky for us!
Continue reading “Get a Load of this Survival Gear from our Newest Tactical Buyers Club Member”
BLUF: we work with many companies and craftsmen to get you better prices on sick gear, slick guns, and every day ready equipment; plus links to “slickguns” and good gun deals where we can find ’em.
House Morningwood presents an eclectic mix of information about (and for) those who’ve declared for our cause. One might even call it a farrago of news and information, from sick gear and slick guns (see below) to nerd news and WTF moments that astonish and amaze. Sorry, not sorry. We want to entertain you and save you some $$$, regardless of your level of tacticalness or nerdliness.
There’s nothing wrong with that, is there?
You don’t have to be a one of the Morningwood Guard to appreciate a fine firearm!
Read on.
Continue reading “Fightin’ Firearms: slickguns for our Guard!”
Yep, RE Factor Tactical can be counted among the bazaar providers of the world’s greatest tactical gear.
We’re gonna save you much and more money (of any realm) when you go to buy some: all you gotta do is be one of our backers on Patreon.
SB Tactical is now a part of the Tactical Buyers Club (or, if you’re speaking in character, they’ve declared for House Morningwood!). Now anyone who backs us on Patreon may buy anything SB Tactical builds at reduced prices (most discounts dependent upon level/rank). There’s also a chance of winning an AR brace in one of our contests.
You’re welcome.
Continue reading “SB Tactical stands with us: now part of Tactical Buyers Club”
TOPS Knives has raised its banner with (for?) Morning Wood!
You will now be able to save up to 30% on your TOPS Knives purchase! Simply use the code provided by our wretched lackeys and ye shalt save!
Flannel shirts — for centuries we’ve enjoyed wearing them. That’s no exaggeration neither! Actually, its a bit of an exaggeration, but wtf, we get excited. Read on if you like flannel shirts.
First seen in Wales back in the 16th century (think Queen Elizabeth I, Bill Shakespeare, Ivan the Terrible timeframe), the fabric is thought to have made its way here to the United States circa the Civil War years.
We like flannel shirts for all kinds of stuff. We like ’em for everyday use, for camping, for wearing to the range, for wearing to them to the range, hell some of our guys have worn them on missions in places where there isn’t any good toilet paper and assholes sometime shoot at ya.
We also like how they look on all sorts of different people.
Continue reading “Tactical Flannel: flannel shirts tough enough to fight in”
S&B Watches has declared for Morning Wood!
Huzzah! We’re proud to announce that S&B Watches (formerly Smith & Bradley) is now a part of the HMW Tactical Buyer Club! That’s right – you’ll have access to some badass restricted prices and purchase opportunities…if you’re one of our backers on Patreon, that is.
S&B Watches is a true American watch company headquartered in Sidney, Illinois. They build high-quality sport and tactical watches engineered for performance and rugged style, intended to convert everyone they meet to a watch fanatic.