Loot Vault: Morning Wood Plunder

Tactical equipment contests and giveaways from breachbangclear.

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Past giveaways and loot distributed.

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Among the many benefits of backing us on Patreon is access to the loot we hand out to our supporters. We’ve given a lot of swag and plunder away since we first called the banners.  Unfortunately, we’re not terribly bright so we didn’t record it all or post it online.

That’ll change now. As we go forward we’ll update this page with new contests and giveaways (or the big ones, anyway). We’ll also announce on Instagram (@house.morningwood), so be sure to keep an eye on that frequency too.

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Sorry. Female Space Marines would attract Space Bears

Kinpatsu Cosplay: WH40K Space Marine

A couple of years ago, military-related news feeds were full of stories about female Ranger School graduates, female infantry officers for both the Army and the Marine Corps, even a large number of female enlisted Marines headed for SOI (the terrestrial School of Infantry mind you; nothing to do with any Space Marine training).

It wasn’t too much later that we began hearing the all too predictable calls that females also be allowed to fight in the ranks of the Legiones Astartes (the Emperor‘s Space Marines).

Sisters of Battle Squad (Warhammer 40K cosplay)
This polite young lady is part of the Sisters of Battle squad.

WTF.

Sisters of Battle cosplay by Rudy Chaos.
Sisters of Battle cosplay by Rudy Chaos.

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Monster Energy Girls

Monster Energy Girls

Monster has a lot going for it — fast cars, fast motorcycles, badass athletes, a massively popular line of energy drinks (duh). Our personal favorite: the Monster Energy Girls.

Since they make Monster Energy‘s activity so much more visually appealing, we figure it’s only appropriate to post their latest news.

You’re welcome.

Monster Energy Girl @missivickilund in Morocco.
Meanwhile, in Morocco, Monster Energy Girls like @missivickilund are makin’ the desert look good.

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Cheers! Cloud Defensive Has Joined the Bazaar

Cloud Defensive has joined the Morningwood Bazaar

Cloud Defensive is best known for their OWL (Optimized Weapon Light), which was a generational leap in weapon light technology and performance. The company specializes in firearm component development and testing for the firearms community. Their mission is to “… provide customized defensive solutions through innovative product design.”

Recently, Cloud Defensive raised its flag and declared for House Morningwood. Now, it is a member of our Tactical Buyers Club, which makes the OWL, COR, LCS, and ATB seem even more tantalizing than before….

and that’s not easy to do! 

Cloud Defensive
Cloud Defensive OWL and COR at SHOT Show 2019

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Get a Load of this Survival Gear from our Newest Tactical Buyers Club Member

Survival Gear - Survival Hardware

Survival Hardware specializes in providing hand-crafted survival gear to customers who value the ancient arts of steel and leather craftsmanship. The family-owned company recently raised its flag to declare for House Morningwood, which means it is now a part of our Tactical Buyers Club. Lucky for us!

Survival hardware custom leather goods and handmade survival tools

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Fightin’ Firearms: slickguns for our Guard!

Brass knuckle handgun for brawling.

BLUF: we work with many companies and craftsmen to get you better prices on sick gear, slick guns, and every day ready equipment; plus links to “slickguns” and good gun deals where we can find ’em.

House Morningwood presents an eclectic mix of information about (and for) those who’ve declared for our cause. One might even call it a farrago of news and information, from sick gear and slick guns (see below) to nerd news and WTF moments that astonish and amaze. Sorry, not sorry. We want to entertain you and save you some $$$, regardless of your level of tacticalness or nerdliness.

There’s nothing wrong with that, is there?

Slickguns: The Iron Throne on Parks & Recreation

You don’t have to be one of the Morningwood Guard to appreciate a fine firearm!

Read on.

Slickguns: Slick guns on the range with the Morningwood Guard

 


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