Greetings!
If you are looking for the home of House Morningwood, you’ve found it — welcome!
BLUF: This is where you go to help Breach-Bang-Clear keep doing what it’s doing.
Loot Vault: Morning Wood Plunder
⊕Don’t wanna read, just show me the latest contest.
⊕ Past giveaways and loot distributed.
⊕ Get a Patreon login
Among the many benefits of backing us on Patreon is access to the loot we hand out to our supporters. We’ve given a lot of swag and plunder away since we first called the banners. Unfortunately, we’re not terribly bright so we didn’t record it all or post it online.
That’ll change now. As we go forward we’ll update this page with new contests and giveaways (or the big ones, anyway). We’ll also announce on Instagram (@house.morningwood), so be sure to keep an eye on that frequency too.
PHLster [a Declarant]
Some of you will know PHLster for their YouTube channel, Philly EDC. Others among you may be familiar with their superb EDC thingamawhatsits like the Flex and Flatpack TQ Carrier. Hopefully, all of you are familiar with their outstanding line of holsters. If not, take a moment to get acquainted. You’ll be glad you did.
Morningwood Lore | The Acererak Run
I was wiping vomit off my face when Serjeant Hunt clambered up from his hatch, wide-eyed, and blinking. The bloody snot smeared across his face was his. The gore splashed across his helmet, and the side of his truck, was not.
Tyr Tactical [a Declarant]
Tyr Tactical is a Phoenix, AZ-based company founded by former Marine Jason Beck. They manufacture excellent tactical gear and are a supporter of the “Tactical Buyers Club” (which of course we refer to as the “Morningwood Bazaar.”
Those who back us on Patreon receive discounts on Tyr load bearing gear, body armor configurations, and other equipment.
Goat Guns collectible miniature rifles
Were no strangers to miniature guns, considering we have a couple of tiny armories worth of them. Ours are all 1:6 scale, though. Goat Guns, however, has some really cool 1:3 scale guns with moveable parts.
These AR 15 replicas, mini-AKs (and other makes and models) are pretty damn sweet.
This one is by @igottarun74
Kinetic Development Group now an ally!
📌 BLUF, our Patreon backers may now purchase Kinetic Development Group products for far less money 💰 than the teeming, unwashed masses who don’t back us. Save up to 15% with free shipping depending your level of commitment to the Great House Morningwood.
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It is with great rejoicing we announce that Kinetic Development Group has declared for House Morningwood! That is correct – KDG, or as we must now call them, House Kinetic, will henceforth be participating in the Morningwood Bazaar! (Or, as some lay folk who lack imagination call it, the “Tactical Buyers Club.)
Boxer Tactical available at Made in Trexico
Boxer Tactical products are on sale at Made in Trexico – and that means all Boxer Tactical equipment, apparel, and EDC accessories still available to purchase anywhere.
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Tankards for Quaffing | Got Wood?
We stumbled across these quite by accident recently and thought (correctly, no doubt because…well, it’s us) some of you reading this might be interested.
Hear ye, hear ye! The All Out Tactical Giveaway has begun
All of you gather around whilst we advise you of much munificence!
💰 Over a thousand dollars worth of prizes stands to be won in this month’s ALL OUT TACTICAL GIVEAWAY, including some from our own 🏰 House Ghostgrey (long may they flourish).
The winner will be chosen on 2/22/19. You should enter the tourney now, and mayhap have they comrades join you — then you could divvy the plunder among you if one of you wins!
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A Colorful Exit Strategy
Now and then, you find yourself in need of letting everyone within several city blocks know of your whereabouts. Maybe you’re a stranded hiker outside of Machu Picchu and just got your gear lifted by Peruvian bandits. Now you need to signal for help. Or, maybe you just really like a flamboyant entrance to Mom’s annual 4th of July cookout. Either way, Enola Gaye USA (@enolagayeusa) has stepped up to the plate to help make it a little easier.