Ser Neverstill, Author at House Morning Wood

February 17, 2020February 17, 2020

Loot Vault: Morning Wood Plunder

⊕ Go straight to the latest contest.

⊕ Past giveaways and loot distributed.

⊕ Get a Patreon login

Among the many benefits of backing us on Patreon is access to the loot we hand out to our supporters. We’ve given a lot of swag and plunder away since we first called the banners. Unfortunately, we’re not terribly bright so we didn’t record it all or post it online.

That’ll change now. As we go forward we’ll update this page with new contests and giveaways (or the big ones, anyway). We’ll also announce on Instagram (@house.morningwood), so be sure to keep an eye on that frequency too.

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February 15, 2020February 26, 2020

Sorry. Female Space Marines would attract Space Bears

A couple of years ago, military-related news feeds were full of stories about female Ranger School graduates, female infantry officers for both the Army and the Marine Corps, even a large number of female enlisted Marines headed for SOI (the terrestrial School of Infantry mind you; nothing to do with any Space Marine training).

It wasn’t too much later that we began hearing the all too predictable calls that females also be allowed to fight in the ranks of the Legiones Astartes (the Emperor‘s Space Marines).

Sisters of Battle Squad (Warhammer 40K cosplay) — This polite young lady is part of the Sisters of Battle squad.

WTF.

Sisters of Battle cosplay by Rudy Chaos.

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October 15, 2019November 7, 2019

The latest Crimson Trace Giveaway (number 19 of 25)

The nineteenth iteration of the Crimson Trace 25-25-25 Giveaway series launched a few days ago, and it’s a good one.

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August 15, 2019January 30, 2020

Tactical Flannel: flannel shirts tough enough to fight in

"Tactical Flannel": it's a flannel tough and comfy enough to fight in.

Flannel shirts — for centuries we’ve enjoyed wearing them. That’s no exaggeration neither! Actually, its a bit of an exaggeration, but wtf, we get excited. Read on if you like flannel shirts.

First seen in Wales back in the 16th century (think Queen Elizabeth I, Bill Shakespeare, Ivan the Terrible timeframe), the fabric is thought to have made its way here to the United States circa the Civil War years.

We like flannel shirts for all kinds of stuff. We like ’em for everyday use, for camping, for wearing to the range, for wearing to them to the range, hell some of our guys have worn them on missions in places where there isn’t any good toilet paper and assholes sometime shoot at ya.

We also like how they look on all sorts of different people.

Tactical flannels come in all shapes and sizes — Some people look better in flannels than others. Especially Dixxon Flannels.

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August 6, 2019August 9, 2019

S&B Watches

S&B Watches has declared for Morning Wood!

Smith and Bradley Watches — The S&B Watches “Atlantis Pro.”

Huzzah! We’re proud to announce that S&B Watches (formerly Smith & Bradley) is now a part of the HMW Tactical Buyer Club! That’s right – you’ll have access to some badass restricted prices and purchase opportunities…if you’re one of our backers on Patreon, that is.

S&B Watches is a true American watch company headquartered in Sidney, Illinois. They build high-quality sport and tactical watches engineered for performance and rugged style, intended to convert everyone they meet to a watch fanatic.

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June 10, 2019June 14, 2019

PHLster [a Declarant]

Some of you will know PHLster for their YouTube channel, Philly EDC. Others among you may be familiar with their superb EDC thingamawhatsits like the Flex and Flatpack TQ Carrier. Hopefully, all of you are familiar with their outstanding line of holsters. If not, take a moment to get acquainted. You’ll be glad you did.

PHLster - House Morningwood Tactical Buyers Club — Their holsters and EDC gear are a part of the Morningwood Bazaar (aka the “Tactical Buyers Club“).

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February 14, 2019August 16, 2019

Boobs are best: you’re engineered to love ’em.

Boobs. There’s an undeniable pre-disposition to why you love ’em, true story. In fact, you’ll find several indisputable scientific explanations about why they’re so compelling in the text, video, and pictures below.

You’re not alone. We love boobs too.

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January 25, 2019January 27, 2020

5e Beholder – a ridiculous distraction even by my standards

It is no secret that I — like Lord Chillycock (Ryan)¹, Lord Acuto (Aaron)², and Lady Charmagaryen (Amanda)³ — enjoy getting my dork on. A chance conversation recently with my sons led to a discussion of monsters available to people playing various games using the online RPG software Roll20 (Roll20.net). They were looking for one monster and its “token” particularly, without success: the Beholder 5e (and later, as it turned out, the Pathfinder Beholder).

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September 13, 2018March 13, 2019

Raven Concealment Eidolon – yours exclusively in FDE

Appendix Carry Holster - the RCS Eidolon, House Morningwood FDE version

The Raven Concealment Eidolon was introduced back in 2015. It’s a purpose-built AIWB holster for concealed carry (though it serves for strong-side carry too).

The holsters have since been made in a few colors, including one batch that was completely transparent, but we’re the only ones to have it in FDE (Flat Dark Earth, or as some of us call it, mud hut).