Fightin’ Firearms: slickguns for our Guard!

Brass knuckle handgun for brawling.

BLUF: we work with many companies and craftsmen to get you better prices on sick gear, slick guns, and every day ready equipment; plus links to “slickguns” and good gun deals where we can find ’em.

House Morningwood presents an eclectic mix of information about (and for) those who’ve declared for our cause. One might even call it a farrago of news and information, from sick gear and slick guns (see below) to nerd news and WTF moments that astonish and amaze. Sorry, not sorry. We want to entertain you and save you some $$$, regardless of your level of tacticalness or nerdliness.

There’s nothing wrong with that, is there?

Slickguns: The Iron Throne on Parks & Recreation

You don’t have to be a one of the Morningwood Guard to appreciate a fine firearm!

Read on.

Slickguns: Slick guns on the range with the Morningwood Guard

 


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New tactical shirts from RE Factor call for a cruelty party

Cruelty Party - celebrating the new cruelty shirts from RE Factor Tactical with @xo_breane_xo

Archilochus had a way with words.

Archilochus on Cruelty

It’s a cruelty party

We here at Castle Morningwood are downright festive. This one-liner from the philosopher Archilochus is a great credo. That cruelty can take many forms, from shooting some villain in the face to just putting his head on a spike atop the battlements.

Cruelty Party - celebrating the new cruelty shirts from RE Factor Tactical

[cover photo @xo_breane_xo]

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No Mercy In Meereen | Episode 4

No Mercy in Meereen Episode 4 - Tactical Tyrion - House Morningwood

Continued from Episode 3.

The bastards Jorah had been speaking of e were all local warlords. Most had taken to calling themselves the “Bloody Masters”, a brutal echo of the Great, Good and Wise Masters who had once ruled Meereen, Astapor and Yunkai respectively. Appropriately named, they were a bloodthirsty and capricious lot, capable of astonishing cruelties and even worse depravities. Some of them were former soldiers, some the scions of fallen Meereense clans—Rhezeen, Reznak, Lorrq and the like – others still were just murderers with a willingness to torture and kill and the charisma to compel others to follow.

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Red Alice Ten Times | Weapon Outfitters On Display (NNSFW)

Weapon Outfitters Alice Exx Collection

Weapon Outfitters is a small American business in the Pacific Northwest. They have excellent taste in equipment and an admirable eye for those who display their ordnance.

As we are about to show you.

This is Weapon Outfitters model Alice Exx. Here she is carrying a 13.7 in. build with BE Meyers 249F muzzle device and Lancer Systems Advanced Warfighter Magazine.  (We think that’s the “translucent dark earth” AWM, but can’t tell for sure.)

Weapon Outfitters Alice Exx Collection

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