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Reagan Era Retro: First Spear Strandhogg Summer Shirt

Reagan Era Retro: First Spear Strandhogg Summer Shirt

by Swingin' Dick | Apr 30, 2022 | Stuff and Things

This limited edition 80s retro t-shirt is a both reminiscent of the Reagan era and a celebration of the iconic First Spear Strandhogg PC.

Beer Reviews and Deep Cleavage: Best Way to Learn About Brews

Beer Reviews and Deep Cleavage: Best Way to Learn About Brews

by Swingin' Dick | Mar 28, 2022 | Stuff and Things

We like beer, which means we appreciate beer reviews. We also like sexy women and deep cleavage. So…beer reviews by sexy women? Sign us up.

Adonitology: Big Booty Blessings or Colossal Cheek Cult?

Adonitology: Big Booty Blessings or Colossal Cheek Cult?

by Swingin' Dick | Jan 1, 2022 | Stuff and Things

Adonitology is a formalized form of ass worship. Literally the worship of a big ass (even huge ass). Adherents are known as Adonitologists.

Types of Handguns: Gun Sizes and Idealized Recommended Use

Types of Handguns: Gun Sizes and Idealized Recommended Use

by Swingin' Dick | Mar 29, 2021 | Arms and Armor

Herein shall our War Maesters explain different types of handguns, to wit: pistol frames and gun sizes. Read on and learn well.

Bernie Sanders Meme Mania: the best part of the inauguration

Bernie Sanders Meme Mania: the best part of the inauguration

by Swingin' Dick | Jan 21, 2021 | Stuff and Things

It’s hard to pick a favorite Bernie Sanders meme out of the vast number of creative pics spawned by his appearance at the Biden inauguration. But we’ll try.

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