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MAS Grey [MAS Gray]: Maritime Assault Suit Gray

MAS Grey [MAS Gray]: Maritime Assault Suit Gray

by Swingin' Dick | Aug 1, 2022 | Stuff and Things

MAS Grey takes its name from the Maritime Assault Suit (MAS Suit, or Maritime Assault Suit System). And it’s actually MAS Gray.

Beer Reviews and Deep Cleavage: Best Way to Learn About Brews

Beer Reviews and Deep Cleavage: Best Way to Learn About Brews

by Swingin' Dick | Mar 28, 2022 | Stuff and Things

We like beer, which means we appreciate beer reviews. We also like sexy women and deep cleavage. So…beer reviews by sexy women? Sign us up.

Adonitology: Big Booty Blessings or Colossal Cheek Cult?

Adonitology: Big Booty Blessings or Colossal Cheek Cult?

by Swingin' Dick | Jan 1, 2022 | Stuff and Things

Adonitology is a formalized form of ass worship. Literally the worship of a big ass (even huge ass). Adherents are known as Adonitologists.

That Battle Rattle Burden: Lugging the Loadout

That Battle Rattle Burden: Lugging the Loadout

by Swingin' Dick | Sep 9, 2021 | Stuff and Things

“Battle Rattle” is slang for a soldier’s warfighting gear in general; this is usually US military jargon, and exact meanings will vary. “Full battle rattle” usually indicates a heavy loadout from head to toe, e.g. individual and sometimes...
Types of Handguns: Gun Sizes and Idealized Recommended Use

Types of Handguns: Gun Sizes and Idealized Recommended Use

by Swingin' Dick | Mar 29, 2021 | Arms and Armor

Herein shall our War Maesters explain different types of handguns, to wit: pistol frames and gun sizes. Read on and learn well.

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