The Morningwood Bazaar

The Morningwood Bazaar.  It is a members-only marketplace open only to those who support us on Patreon; perhaps the greatest benefit our supporters receive (though being able to call yourself Ser Bone is pretty kewl).

A great, bustling souk of awesomeness. It is a mighty host of great manufacturers and retailers who offer unique buying privileges to our members.

In other words, you save a fuckton of money when you buy gear or guns.

Current total: 26 27 companies [ see below].

Those sworn to this great house (i.e. the people who support us on Patreon) cannot help being awesome, they just wake up that way. Every. single. day.

House Morningwood Sworn Swords have excellent taste.
Knights, Lords, Sworn Swords, Smallfolk – House Morningwood has excellent taste.

In addition to the Morningwood Bazaar wear our sigil and speak our words. And some of you will be listed here on our site with your sigil and words! Which is about as impressive an opportunity as you can get in the world for a dollar a month.

Jon Snow - the House Morningwood Gear Whore Buyers Club is impressive.

So, what exactly is the Morningwood Bazaar you ask? Go ahead, ask.

Glad you asked.

The Morningwood Bazaar

The Morningwood Bazaar is quite simply the most epic assemblage of membership benefits in the history of mankind.Some of these codes or restricted purchase opportunities save you as much as 60%. That’s one serious chunk of the price they’ve carved away!

Jorah Mormont - the House Morningwood Gear Whore Buyers Club is very impressive.

What companies have stalls, pavilions, or loot-laden carts in the bazaar? Check out the current lineup…

Patreon supporters save money with the following:

⚔️ Adams Arms                        IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Agilite                                      IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ ATEi                                           IG — FB — Web    
⚔️ Ballistic Advantage          IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Bastion Gear                        IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Combat Flip Flops             IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Dark Angel Medical          IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Flagrant Beard                    IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ GEMTECH                             IG — FB — Web 
⚔️ Grey Ghost Gear                IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Grey Ghost Precision      IG — FB — Web    
⚔️ Griffon Industries              IG — FB — Web    
⚔️ KE Arms                                 IG — FB — Web 
⚔️ MDFI                                        IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Modern Spartan Systems       IG — FB — Web  
⚔️ Next Level Training          IG — FB — Web   
⚔️ Quantico Tactical              IG — FB — Web  
⚔️ PHLster                                  IG — FB — Web  
⚔️ Pitbull Tactical                     IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Propper Apparel               IG — FB — Web  
⚔️ Proven Arms & Outfitters      IG — FB — Web  
⚔️ Raven Concealment        IG — FB — Web  
⚔️ Savoy Leather                    IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ Shield Arms                         IGFBWeb         
⚔️ Tactical Tailor                      IG — FB — Web    
⚔️ Thyrm                                     IG — FB — Web     
⚔️ US Elite Gear                       IG — FB — Web     

…and keep in mind we are expanding this list at least once a month (often as frequently as once per week).

Now. Is there any reason not to spend a buck or five to support us each month?

Tactical Tyrion says no. There's no reason not to raise your banner to House Morningwood, to eat at Nancy's Squat & Gobble, or to have access to the Gear Whore Buyers Club.

You can do so right here on Patreon.

RISE BEFORE DAWN!

Yes, that’s three different pop culture movie references squashed awkwardly (and completely unnecessarily) into one paragraph. 

 1 Obviously, we’re not the first organization, guild, or and/or secret society that provides its members with special benefits. The Sierra Club does it,  as does the AARP, Writers Guild of America, NTOA, FOP, and National Infantry Association.  So too does the Diogenes Club, the International Society for the Suppression of Savage Customs, the Transylvanian Conventions, and presumably the SOCAL Asian Mafia. But we do it better than anyone else. Just ask us, we’ll tell ya.

It is ever so slightly possible this is just a tiny bit exaggerated.