The Hedge Knight | Morningwood Sworn Sword

Hedge knights of House Morningwood bear our sigil and do most of the dirty work - they may not be pretty, but they can fight!
August 28, 2018
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The oft-reviled Hedge Knight gets far less glory and respect than those of better circumstances or nobler birth…despite putting far more foot to ass than just about anyone else out there.

Sure, they have to live and fight in shitty conditions.

A hedge knight in the weather.

And yes, they’re a little expendable.

Hedge knight fighting in the rain

Okay, maybe a lot expendable.

Hedge Knights are expendable: House Morningwood

Bend the knee. Swear your…well, whatever, to House Morningwood!

But it’s a worthy job…and not just for grunts!

And at $10/month for all these benefits, why wouldn’t ya?

Seriously, Ernie Pyle would’ve written about these guys; Bill Mauldin would have drawn cartoons about ’em.

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Find House Morningwood loot at — including the Hedge Knight shirt and good kit too…like the Raven Eidolon.

Brodie helmet worn by WWI era hedge knight infantry (cinemagraph).

What you see here are WWI era Hedge Knights in their characteristic brodie helmets.

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A hedge knight in the air

This is another sort of modern Hedge Knight – not all of whom wear uniforms, by the way.

There are 6 tiers to our Patreon supporters. This is the Hedge Knight “privileges” page.

        1. Smallfolk ($1/month)
        2. Bannermen ($5/month)
        3. Hedge Knights ($10/month)\
        4. Bastard Knights ($13.69/month)
        5. Landed Knights ($25/month, also called “Knight Bannermen”)
        6. Lords/Ladies ($50/month)



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