You Smallfolk may be miserable, mud-grubbing, lowbrow, worthless peasants, but you’re our miserable worthless peasants, and we’re grateful to you!

$1/month for this lineup of discounts?

Hell, you buy one good piece of gear a year and you’ve made your money back!  We appreciate your loyalty — it damn sure ain’t your table manners we keep you around for.

Swear your allegiance! Bend the knee to Morning Wood and become one of our loyal Smallfolk.

🚩The Tactical Buyers Club: Gear, Guns, and Service discounts and coupon codes on Patreon.

“We vow that you shall always have a place in our hall, and bbq and bourbon at our table as long as none of us have to do without. We pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor, we mostly just want your money and some friends to go drinking, brawling, or defending freedom with. We swear it by the Old Gods and the New and more importantly by Stevon Rodgers of House Rodgers.”       (Get it? That’s Captain America – get it?)

Find House Morningwood loot at MadDuo.co — including a Sworn Sword shirt and other wondrous apparel.

Admire House Clegane? Think Sandor would look good humping a Mk48 or kicking doors? Check out Anachrobellum for Game of Thrones shirts.

Sworn Swords: see other ways to bend the knee!

There are 6 tiers to our Patreon supporters. This is the Smallfolk “privileges” page.

1. 1. 1. Smallfolk ($1/month)
      2. Bannermen ($5/month)
      3. Hedge Knights ($10/month)\
      4. Bastard Knights ($13.69/month)
      5. Landed Knights ($25/month, also called “Knight Bannermen”)
      6. Lords/Ladies ($50/month)

       

       

      

       

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