Boobs. There’s an undeniable pre-disposition to why you love ’em, true story. In fact, you’ll find several indisputable scientific explanations about why they’re so compelling in the text, video, and pictures below.
You’re not alone. We love boobs too.
Movement attracts the eye (as any good soldier knows). Here’s proof.
Maybe that’s why we especially focus in on bouncing boobs. Like these.
(See what we did there?)
He makes a great point, right? This does look like a warm, secure place.
Or, a safe harbor for motor boating.
More on the topic of motor boating later.
Now, because we know that looking at boobs is actually likely to extend your lifespan, we’ve compiled a few for you to include in your diet and health regimen.
Ah, bouncing boobs. Sometimes it’s the gentle undulations of everyday life.
Other times it’s the result of athletic activity or strenuous action. Like a brisk morning jog.
Or a relaxing bicycle ride.
Or running for cover during a Nerf battle.
Or when you’re out on the range.
Or…whatever the hell this is.
What’re the best boobs? Well, the ones you can see of course. BUT, some boobs have more freedom than others. That definitely puts them in the category of best boobs.
Bouncing boobs can be a little dangerous.
We sure hope that poor girl doesn’t black her eye.
Oh, and remember when we talked about motor boating earlier? That’s just good, clean fun! If you’re allowed to do it, we recommend you do. Probably ought to ask permission first, though.
Always get permission. Or you might get boob-smacked.
That’s it for today. Be assured, we shall be updating this periodically.
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