We like beer, which means we appreciate beer reviews. We also like sexy women and deep cleavage. So…beer reviews by sexy women? Like Morgan (@tatasandtaps) above, and@21stamendmentgirl and others below? Where’s the beer mug?!?
Deep Cleavage Beer Reviews
Here are some craft beer thoughts from some of our favorite reviewers.
“I’m not really one to go out and grab Great Notion, but they normally kill their stouts. I love me some coconut and I had no complaints here.” ~@peekaboozie
Best-selling 24 oz. Adventure Grip Beer Stein: 20 hours iced, 5 hours cold, 1 hour hot: click the image to visit Stanley or get it on Amazon. Do us a solid and use our link when you do.
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“It appears that I have as many personalities as the crazy Spring weather we’ve been having. One thing I know will stay constant though, I my love for hazy IPAs. Windswell, with its beautiful label art, is from @randomrowbrewing and it’s giving me all of the tropical vibes 🏝. Its flavor is smooth and sweet, unlike me when I’m trying to hit on someone (actually, I don’t even know anymore…it’s been so long since I’ve tried 😅)” ~Chelsea, aka @21stamendmentgirl
“The vibe of the tap room is so chill with this huge comfy couch and amazing murals.You know I love being served a flight in a creative way and this lunchbox did not disappoint. How cute?!Unfortunately they no longer make the delightful sour, faux leather sweater weather, which is the beer that made me fall in love with them, but the rest of the beers are awesome, too.” ~ Morgan @tatasandtaps
“You all know I love Fremont and what I loved about this beer is it was brewed for Emerald city Comic-Con 2019 and everything about it kicks ass to me. The beer was fantastic (no surprise) and I absolutely was in love with the label! She’s killer.” ~@peekaboozie
“[This] is a NEIPA rendered from the classic Juice Machine. They used the original blend of JM hops to create this ultra-plush vamped-up version and it’s an absolute juice 💣! Pours a golden, orange color and nice thick lacing on the head. Aromas of tropical, citrusy sticky goodness. I get tastes of mango, grapefruit, and pineapple, intensified more than the classic JM. Mouthfeel is medium to light carbonation with the pillowy texture we all know and love. IMO another amazing creation.” ~ @wildmountainthyme
Beer Mug Options for Your Brew
If you’re going to drink beer, ale, mead (or whatever), you’re going to need a good beer mug (or beer stein, ale horn, whatever). Below we’ve listed some of our favorites. Help us expand the lineup by leaving us a suggestion in the comments below. You’ll note we have a particular affinity for Stanley mugs. That’s because they don’t tend to sweat like whore in church when you’re using ’em – and we appreciate that. We also appreciate that many of ’em could be used for fighting as well as for quaffing.
Stanley Beer Stein (24 oz. Adventure Grip)
Usually available in three colors (matte black, hammertone green, and polar), the 24 oz. “adventure grip” Stanley beer stein will hold two beers. It’ll keep ’em cold for up to 5 hours (not that it should take you that long to empty it) or a full 20 hours if you have your beer iced. Which you shouldn’t, because that’s weird, but we won’t tell you how to Freedom. These consistently get great reviews on the Stanley website and are best-sellers on Amazon Prime.
- 18/8 stainless steel, BPA-free
- Double-wall vacuum insulation
- Heavy-duty handle
- Dishwasher safe
Also available at Sportsman’s Warehouse.
Stanley Classic Beer Stein (with Bottle Opener)
Well, that’s nifty. Not as easy to carry around as a multi-tool, but at least you won’t lose the damn thing. Wherever your Stanley beer stein is, that’s where your bottle opener is! And, because it has handle (unlike the beer pints below) you can use it more effectively in a brawl.
- 18/8 stainless steel, BPA-free
- Double-wall vacuum insulation
- Stainless-steel lid
- Integrated bottle opener
- Heavy-duty handle
- Steel lid keeps carbonation in and other things out
- Dishwasher safe
Stanley Beer Pint
Classic Stay Chill 16 oz. Stanley Mug
“Pack your favorite ale, stout, lager, or IPA to enjoy fresh, cold beer right down to the last sip.” That’s what Stanley says, and we tend to agree. This is another much-praised beer mug (5 out of 5 stars with 20 reviews as of this writing). Your Stanley Beer Pint mug will keep that brewski cold for 240 minutes or more; longer if you’re a weirdo who puts ice in there.
⚠️ Ice is okay for tea, iced coffee, and naughty movies, just not beer.
- 18/8 stainless steel, BPA-free
- Double-wall vacuum insulation
- Froth-friendly, wide-mouth lid
- Built-in bottle opener
- Dishwasher safe
The Stanley Beer Pint is also available on Amazon.
The Stanley beer pint might not be as classic as their iconic thermos and lunch box, but we likes it we does.
The Stanley Beer Pint is good for camping, offroading, or pretty much anywhere you might enjoy beer. Which is theoretically anywhere.
Stackable Stanley Beer Mug
You might be able to defend yourself with a red solo cup, but it’s iffy. One of these, now…you could definitely beat a desperado to death with one of these. And you can keep your beer cold for four or more hours! Then, assuming they haven’t been used in a defensive struggle and booked into evidence, you can stack ’em up in your gear and stow ’em away.
- 18/8 stainless steel, BPA-free
- Double-wall vacuum insulation
- Dishwasher safe
- Stacks infinitely
Also available on Optics Planet.
This is not your typical weak-ass beer mug.
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