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Giant Mouse Knives

Giant Mouse Knives

by Ser Neverstill | Mar 3, 2020 | Stuff and Things

“Giant Mouse Knives” doesn’t refer to any cutlery carried by Ser Shadrach of Shady Glen, Reepicheep, or anyone else. It’s a badass knife brand.

Sorry. Female Space Marines would attract Space Bears

Sorry. Female Space Marines would attract Space Bears

by Ser Neverstill | Feb 15, 2020 | Rogues Gallery

Sorry. Female Space Marines would attract Space Bears. They have periods and stuff. Emperor knows, it’s not safe for a woman to be a Space Marine!

Dunk and Egg: Hedge Knight to Kingsguard, Runaway to King

Dunk and Egg: Hedge Knight to Kingsguard, Runaway to King

by Ser Neverstill | Jan 24, 2020 | Stuff and Things

Dunk and Egg are the two protagonists of GRRM’s “Hedge Knight” series: Dunk (Ser Duncan the Tall) and Egg (King Aegon V Targaryen). They will be the focus of the HBO Game of Thrones prequel tentatively entitled “The Tales of Dunk and Egg”.

REDhead Friday

REDhead Friday

by Ser Neverstill | Jan 3, 2020 | Stuff and Things

Call her sexy redhead or sexy ginger, natural, dyed or redhead cosplay, the girl (or REDhead MILF) “kissed by fire” is compelling.

Boobs are best: you’re engineered to love ’em.

Boobs are best: you’re engineered to love ’em.

by Ser Neverstill | Feb 14, 2019 | Stuff and Things

What are the best boobs? Well, pretty much all of them. Including freedom tits, of course. It’s science. We can prove it.

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