What It Means to Be Belt Fed
Belt-fed. It's a fun term, and it's my favorite type of weapon. Call it my machine gunner...
Beer Reviews and Deep Cleavage: Best Way to Learn About Brews
We like beer, which means we appreciate beer reviews. We also like sexy women and deep cleavage. So…beer reviews by sexy women? Sign us up.
Nenya: the Ring of Galadriel
Nenya, one of the three rings of power, was Galadriel’s ring. An adamantine band with a white stone, it was known as the Ring of Water.
Morningwood Lore | The Acererak Run
The next fifteen klicks were an eternal, surreal two hour two year crawl of noise and bowel-gripping terror. A slurry of incoming rifle fire washed across our armored hulls in repeated gusts like intermittent storm surges, punctuated by the recurring detonations of RPGs and occasional thunder of an IED you could feel from your skull down to your taint. We pushed into it like a dying man walking with his head down against a downpour so thick he’s given up trying to see as he staggers forward.
The Storied Few Who Lead Morning Wood
🚩This is a work in progress. Our maesters will update it as best they can, whenever they can. Sign up for our newsletter to receive the occasional raven. ⚔️ The Small Council Lords, Ladies, and Knights Errant Wish to see yourself here on this noble roll? Yearn for...
Tankards for Quaffing | Got Wood?
We stumbled across these quite by accident recently and thought (correctly, no doubt because...well, it's us) some of you reading this might be interested. There are a couple different colors of wood for the exterior, which is layered around a...
Boobs are best: you’re engineered to love ’em.
What are the best boobs? Well, pretty much all of them. Including freedom tits, of course. It’s science. We can prove it.
Smallfolk | Sworn Swords of Morning Wood
Sure, these Smallfolk are wretched, miserable, mud-grubbing peasants worth less than a skinned smerduk or half an iron groat, but they’re OUR miserable worthless peasants!
Bannermen | Sworn Swords of Morning Wood
Our Bannermen are far cooler than yours (or anyone else’s). That’s ‘cuz it takes a truly badass (or misguided) knuckledragger to back us on Patreon.
The Hedge Knight | Morningwood Sworn Sword
The poor, oft-reviled, and frequently expendable Hedge Knight is the blue-collar knuckledragger of House Morningwood. Grunts will feel the Hedge Knight’s pain.
The Banners Have Been Called
Greetings! If you are looking for the home of House Morningwood, you've found it — welcome! BLUF: This is where you go to help Breach-Bang-Clear keep doing what it's doing. We have a Patreon account. Patreon is a monthly crowdfunding platform — through it, you can...
Blue Collar Thyrm Switchback | Plumb Tactical
The Thyrm Switchback is usually considered to be a “tactical” implement, but if so, it’s blue collar tactical – it comes in handy on a number of different jobs.
The 4 Rules of Gun Safety | Griffon Industries
This seems like the perfect video with which to remind everyone that Griffon Industries is now a part of House Morningwood’s own Gear Whore Buyers Club. Yet another absolutely badass way we reward those who respond when we call our banners. But first – the 4 rules of gun safety.
