Qyburn had the right idea when he took control of the “little birds” who previously served Lord Varys as Master of Whispers. In fact, we thought it was such a good idea (on the part of
both spymasters) that we conscripted our own child army.
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Here shalt though find a reckoning of all who hath sworn to Great House Morningwood. Rise before dawn!
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It is a brutish sort that wears the House sigil of Morning Wood, but they’re loyally and dependably brutish (and anyway, they’re our brutes). Omar Little, Titus Pullo, Saucerhead Thorpe, and Death Row Marv were bannermen, though not everyone knows it. Hedge Knights
Hedge Knight of House Morningwood. They fight with honor and for a cause (not always necessarily the same thing). Many of our hedge knights have hairy, scabbed knuckles from all that dragging on the ground. John Creasy, Owen Zastava Pitt, and Duncan the Tall- Hedge Knights, all of ’em.
The “natural born” knight of some houses might be looked down upon, but not here at House Morningwood. Here those with surname Bone are well regarded and well treated (and, in fairness, expected to do a lot of our necessary dirty work). Aegor Rivers, John Wick, Lorraine Broughton, and Frank Hamer were all bastard knights. Knights of House Morningwood
Those who bear this knightly sigil also sport knightly wood (and they’re doughty warriors, too…though morning wood in armor can be uncomfortable). Barristan the Bold, John Quixote, and John Hartigan were all true knights.
Knights of House Morning Wood
The Lords and Ladies of Morningwood are the noblest, lordliest, most magnificent (and munificent) of all sworn to Morning Wood.
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The Morningwood Bazaar. It includes all the companies you see above and more.
It is a members-only marketplace open only to those who support us on Patreon; a great, bustling (virtual) souk of awesomeness providing unique buying privileges to our members.
In other words, you save a fuckton of money when you buy gear, guns, ammo, or (sometimes) training.
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