Though I can (and do) run every day, I thought biking wasn’t for me. Despite his Hodor-like size and general gracelessness, I just couldn’t keep up with 2CentTac. I would huff and wheeze like I was dying.
Before I gave up on the idea (mostly because I’m stubborn), I upgraded to a much newer dandy horse (velocipede? penny farthing?) — I bought a Liv Invite. It seemed like it would do everything I needed it to do.
Bam! Appearances were not deceiving. It was like night and day.
It’s no secret we like girls women and guns. And women and swords, and women and axes, and women and Apache helicopters for that matter. Here are a few of the former in assorted fine calibers. We’re aware of the “gun bunny” thing. However, when it relates strictly to our aesthetic appreciation, the Second Amendment, and capitalism, we refuse to spend time in pointless frumication. The energy we might otherwise have spent in perhorrescing, thinks we, would be far better spent indulging our lexiphanicistic tendencies…
We are beyond chuffed to announce that Griffon Industries now has its own pavilion in the House Morningwood Bazaar! This California-based company is known for numerous collaborations, including with Steel Flame and Mark Owens, and for a wide variety of tactical equipment and range accessories.
They’re also known for the Griffon Girls, of course, which we can certainly understand.
If you’re looking for good equipment, you should keep an eye on Griffon Industries (connect with them on Instagram, @griffonindustries). Before you buy anything, however, join the ranks of our Patreon supporters. It’ll pay for itself pretty much immediately.
The success of Avengers: Infinity War this last weekend got us thinkin’. AIW is now the biggest opening movie of all time, and although that doesn’t necessarily mean the most profitable, you know damn well it’s gonna make a lot of money. Hell, it’s already past $250 million, and it hasn’t opened in China yet.
Big movie audience in China.
Anyway, we’ve decided to recruit our own team of supers in preparation for the Affinity War. All hawt females, of course, with the exception of Swingin’ Dick and Slim. Here’s who we have in our lineup so far.
One of the things we want to highlight here on the House Morningwood blog, at least from time to time, is stuff our sworn swords, writers, photographers, flunkies, former contributors, and assorted other allies do elsewhere.
They do some badass stuff, all over the damn place, and not just where you’d think to see ’em either.
This particular case is something Mike Searson wrote for Gunslingers magazine. Though our Trails Found event was a couple years ago, it’s still producing content. In this case, a spotlight on legendary tracker Jim Grasky of Trails Found and our very own Freddy Osuna of Greenside Training.
Nice work, Mike!
If you want a back edition of this article you can pick one up in digital or print here. FInd Mike on Instagram, @mikespartansearson.
Our Patreon supporters, er Sworn Swords, will now be able to walk the aisles of House Morningwood’s cyber marketplace and purchase whatever Flagrant Beard gear they’d wish without a second thought…or fear of remonstrance when they return home.
What sort of gear, you ask?
Well, knives, for one thing, knives. Knives like the Flagrant Forerunner and the Havoc, as you’ll see below.
There is also a wide variety of EDC gear and apparel available at Flagrant Beard, including an impressive lineup of quality belts.