Rise Before Dawn
Tyr Tactical is a Phoenix, AZ-based company founded by former Marine Jason Beck. They manufacture excellent tactical gear and are a supporter of the “Tactical Buyers Club” (which of course we refer to as the “Morningwood Bazaar.”
Those who back us on Patreon receive discounts on Tyr load bearing gear, body armor configurations, and other equipment.
Were no strangers to miniature guns, considering we have a couple of tiny armories worth of them. Ours are all 1:6 scale, though. Goat Guns, however, has some really cool 1:3 scale guns with moveable parts.
These AR 15 replicas, mini-AKs (and other makes and models) are pretty damn sweet.
📌 BLUF, our Patreon backers may now purchase Kinetic Development Group products for far less money 💰 than the teeming, unwashed masses who don’t back us. Save up to 15% with free shipping depending your level of commitment to the Great House Morningwood.
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It is with great rejoicing we announce that Kinetic Development Group has declared for House Morningwood! That is correct – KDG, or as we must now call them, House Kinetic, will henceforth be participating in the Morningwood Bazaar! (Or, as some lay folk who lack imagination call it, the “Tactical Buyers Club.)
Boxer Tactical products are on sale at Made in Trexico – and that means all Boxer Tactical equipment, apparel, and EDC accessories still available to purchase anywhere.
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We stumbled across these quite by accident recently and thought (correctly, no doubt because…well, it’s us) some of you reading this might be interested.
Boobs. There’s an undeniable pre-disposition to why you love ’em, true story. In fact, you’ll find several indisputable scientific explanations about why they’re so compelling in the text, video, and pictures below.
You’re not alone. We love boobs too.
Continue reading “Boobs are best: you’re engineered to love ’em.”
All of you gather around whilst we advise you of much munificence!
💰 Over a thousand dollars worth of prizes stands to be won in this month’s ALL OUT TACTICAL GIVEAWAY, including some from our own 🏰 House Ghostgrey (long may they flourish).
The winner will be chosen on 2/22/19. You should enter the tourney now, and mayhap have they comrades join you — then you could divvy the plunder among you if one of you wins!
Continue reading “Hear ye, hear ye! The All Out Tactical Giveaway has begun”
Now and then, you find yourself in need of letting everyone within several city blocks know of your whereabouts. Maybe you’re a stranded hiker outside of Machu Picchu and just got your gear lifted by Peruvian bandits. Now you need to signal for help. Or, maybe you just really like a flamboyant entrance to Mom’s annual 4th of July cookout. Either way, Enola Gaye USA (@enolagayeusa) has stepped up to the plate to help make it a little easier.
It is no secret that I — like Lord Chillycock (Ryan)1, Lord Acuto (Aaron)2, Lady Charmagaryen (Amanda)3 — enjoy getting my dork on.
A chance conversation recently with my sons led to a discussion of monsters available to people playing various games using the online RPG software Roll20 (Roll20.net). They were looking for one monster and its “token” particularly, without success: the Beholder 5e (and later, as it turned out, the Pathfinder Beholder).
Continue reading “5e Beholder – a ridiculous distraction even by my standards”
Archilochus had a way with words.
We here at Castle Morningwood are downright festive. This one-liner from the philosopher Archilochus is a great credo. That cruelty can take many forms, from shooting some villain in the face to just putting his head on a spike atop the battlements.
[cover photo @xo_breane_xo]
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