Tyr Tactical is a Phoenix, AZ-based company founded by former Marine Jason Beck. They manufacture excellent tactical gear and are a supporter of the “Tactical Buyers Club” (which of course we refer to as the “Morningwood Bazaar.”
Those who back us on Patreon receive discounts on Tyr load bearing gear, body armor configurations, and other equipment.
Were no strangers to miniature guns, considering we have a couple of tiny armories worth of them. Ours are all 1:6 scale, though. Goat Guns, however, has some really cool 1:3 scale guns with moveable parts.
These AR 15 replicas, mini-AKs (and other makes and models) are pretty damn sweet.
It is with great rejoicing we announce that Kinetic Development Group has declared for House Morningwood! That is correct – KDG, or as we must now call them, House Kinetic, will henceforth be participating in the Morningwood Bazaar! (Or, as some lay folk who lack imagination call it, the “Tactical Buyers Club.)
Boobs. There’s an undeniable pre-disposition to why you love ’em, true story. In fact, you’ll find several indisputable scientific explanations about why they’re so compelling in the text, video, and pictures below.
Now and then, you find yourself in need of letting everyone within several city blocks know of your whereabouts. Maybe you’re a stranded hiker outside of Machu Picchu and just got your gear lifted by Peruvian bandits. Now you need to signal for help. Or, maybe you just really like a flamboyant entrance to Mom’s annual 4th of July cookout. Either way, Enola Gaye USA (@enolagayeusa) has stepped up to the plate to help make it a little easier.
It is no secret that I — like Lord Chillycock (Ryan)1, Lord Acuto (Aaron)2, Lady Charmagaryen (Amanda)3 — enjoy getting my dork on.
A chance conversation recently with my sons led to a discussion of monsters available to people playing various games using the online RPG software Roll20 (Roll20.net). They were looking for one monster and its “token” particularly, without success: the Beholder 5e (and later, as it turned out, the Pathfinder Beholder).
We here at Castle Morningwood are downright festive. This one-liner from the philosopher Archilochus is a great credo. That cruelty can take many forms, from shooting some villain in the face to just putting his head on a spike atop the battlements.