📌 BLUF, our Patreon backers may now purchase Kinetic Development Group products for far less money 💰 than the teeming, unwashed masses who don’t back us. Save up to 15% with free shipping depending your level of commitment to the Great House Morningwood.
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It is with great rejoicing we announce that Kinetic Development Group has declared for House Morningwood! That is correct – KDG, or as we must now call them, House Kinetic, will henceforth be participating in the Morningwood Bazaar! (Or, as some lay folk who lack imagination call it, the “Tactical Buyers Club.)