Rise Before Dawn
Boxer Tactical products are on sale at Made in Trexico – and that means all Boxer Tactical equipment, apparel, and EDC accessories still available to purchase anywhere.
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Greetings!
If you are looking for the home of House Morningwood, you’ve found it — welcome!
BLUF: This is where you go to help Breach-Bang-Clear keep doing what it’s doing.
There are few good things to come of dropping your flashlight in poop, and no real advantage to losing an expensive light in the sewers…
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Busking for war, or preparing to go on campaign? We have good news for you. Another superb manufacturer has declared for House Morningwood. Their arms, armour, and assorted accouterments shall now be available for the equipage of all who’ve raised their banner to Morning Wood!
Grunts: busk
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Sh!t Shows: The Meg
Continued from Episode 2.
“Crakehall,” called “Hardhead” Ser Jorah Stone over his PTR, “how are Thorne and Morrigen?”
He cracked thick knuckles of one hand and then the other against his plate carrier awaiting a reply.
Both men had turned up ill the night before after an ill-advised foray to a brothel. It was generally accepted that someone in the city had tried to poison them. Morrigen, a cheerful little Stormland scoundrel with a penchant for both married woman and their daughters, traditionally drove the troop’s 7-tonne truck. Thorne, a largely imperturbable Massey’s Hook man who could sleep anywhere, most always drove the Garron.
So…I was playing on my computer one night while my girlfriend was watching some obscure cable channel. Suddenly she exclaimed, “I wonder if that would work with pee?” She had just watched an ad for the Hydralight — a water-powered flashlight.
Ser Jeremy Stafford, one of our other easily distracted squirrel-chasing knights, is a frequent contributor to a number of Guns & Ammo books. Here he is on the cover of one. You can pick up the digital version of the magazine here or hit up your local non-liberal bookstore. If you can find one.
Stafford says,
“It’s an absolute thrill to be on the same cover as Gary James, a man whose articles I’ve read since I was a child.”
We are beyond chuffed to announce that Griffon Industries now has its own pavilion in the House Morningwood Bazaar! This California-based company is known for numerous collaborations, including with Steel Flame and Mark Owens, and for a wide variety of tactical equipment and range accessories.
Members of House Morningwood (i.e. qualifying Patreon supporters) who shop our splendiferous cyber souk will receive up to 35% off their purchase from Griffon Industries.
Grunts: souk.
Among the gear Griffon Industries provides:
HMMS – Heat Mirage Mitigation System for Suppressors
📷@realshootervegas
Cover 📷 @marckhnanisho
📷 @black_rifle
They also make and sell backpacks.
Their holsters and padded riggers belt have proven to be very popular too, as best we can tell.
📷 @southerncrossllc
They’re also known for the Griffon Girls, of course, which we can certainly understand.
If you’re looking for good equipment, you should keep an eye on Griffon Industries (connect with them on Instagram, @griffonindustries). Before you buy anything, however, join the ranks of our Patreon supporters. It’ll pay for itself pretty much immediately.
