10 Reasons We Like Amazons | Frightened and Aroused

Penthiselea, Trigona, Euboea, Aella, Menalippe…they’re hawt.

Same as Hannah Duston, Bibi Dalair Kaur, Rose Kabuye, and Julia Bringloe.

The release of the Justice League feature film a few months ago, and its pending availability on DVD (should be here in March), has rekindled interest in the Amazons of Themyscira — at least inside House Morningwood’s walls. The story of how the various actresses, stunt-women, and fighters trained to portray the Amazons is a good one, as you can see in the video below (which was shot before the Wonder Woman movie, not Justice League, btw).

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Sworn Swords: All Who Have Declared for Morning Wood!

The sigil of House Morningwood

Here shalt though find a reckoning of all who hath sworn to Great House Morningwood. Rise before dawn!

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Smallfolk

Smallfolk: the wretched peasants of House Morningwood.
Wretched, worthless, mud-grubbing peasants they might be, but these Smallfolk are our miserable worthless peasants!

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Bannerman

Bannermen: one type of House Morningwood "Sworn Sword".
It is a brutish sort that wears the House sigil of Morning Wood, but they’re loyally and dependably brutish (and anyway, they’re our brutes). Omar Little, Titus Pullo, Saucerhead Thorpe, and PFC William Hudson were bannermen, though not everyone knows it.

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Hedge Knights

Hedge knights of House Morningwood bear our sigil and do most of the dirty work - they may not be pretty, but they can fight!
Hedge Knight of House Morningwood. They fight with honor and for a cause (not always necessarily the same thing). Many of our hedge knights have hairy, scabbed knuckles from all that dragging on the ground. Owen Zastava Pitt, Duncan the Tall, and Cpl. Dwayne Hicks — Hedge Knights, all of ’em.

 

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Bastard Knights

The Bastard Knight House Morningwood must display the bend sinister on the House sigil.
The “natural born” knight of some houses might be looked down upon, but not here at House Morningwood. Here those with surname Bone are well regarded and well treated (and, in fairness, expected to do a lot of our necessary dirty work). Aegor Rivers, John Wick, Lorraine Broughton, and Frank Hamer were all bastard knights.

Knights of House Morningwood

Those who bear this knightly sigil also sport knightly wood.
Those who bear this knightly sigil also sport knightly wood (and they’re doughty warriors, too…though morning wood in armor can be uncomfortable). Barristan the Bold, John Quixote, and John Hartigan were all true knights.

 

Lords and Ladies of House Morning Wood

Game of Thrones House Sigils - this is the sigil of the Lords of Morning Wood
The Lords and Ladies of Morningwood are the noblest, lordliest, most magnificent (and munificent) of all sworn to Morning Wood.

 

Game of Thrones sigils - this is the emblem of the great House Morningwood

 

 

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