📌 BLUF, our Patreon backers may now purchase Kinetic Development Group products for far less money 💰 than the teeming, unwashed masses who don’t back us. Current codes include 5% off + free shipping, 10% off + free shipping, and 15% off + free shipping; each level of savings is dependent upon your level of commitment to the Great House.
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It is with great rejoicing we announce that Kinetic Development Group has declared for House Morningwood! That is correct – KDG, or as we must now call them, House Kinetic, will henceforth be participating in the Morningwood Bazaar! (Or, as some lay folk who lack imagination call it, the “Tactical Buyers Club.)
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Excellent news today, everyone, and a long time coming. Pitbull Tactical has declared for House Morningwood! They are now the 27th company in the Morningwood Bazaar!
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📌 BLUF, our Patreon supporters can now buy Ballistic Advantage rifle barrels for way less money 💰 than anyone else.
Are you building the rifle equivalent of Narsil or busking for battle? Bide but a moment – we bring you news 📜 !
🚩 Ballistic Advantage, a renowned builder of rifle barrels, has declared for House Morningwood! Their barrels and other parts shall now be available for all who are sworn to Morning Wood!
RISE BEFORE DAWN!
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Here’s something feculent to think about.
There are three major logistical realities of pre-industrial warfare that many fiction writers (and armchair generals) never consider. Much of it has to do with manure. They are outlined below.
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Why this is nothing short of astonishing. This is the Wenger 16999 model Swiss Army Knife. It is the most epic and complete multi-tool in the history of multi-tools. In fact, it may not even be a multi-tool. It might be a Decepticon.
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